Lift High the Cactus Jack
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Lift High the Cactus Jack
A sneaker release notice for two pink shoes — $155 retail, SNKRS Draw format, preschool sizing available — performed by an 80-voice Welsh male voice choir with the full solemnity of a valley chapel hymn. Every price point, colorway name, and delayed release date delivered with the thunderous, tear-inducing gravity of a Cwm Rhondda national anthem. Complete sincerity. #WrongGenre
2026/6/4 · 11:23
A sneaker release notice for two pink shoes. Retail price $155. Available on the SNKRS app. Draw format. Preschool sizing also available at $80.
Performed by an 80-voice Welsh male voice choir with the full solemnity of a valley chapel hymn. Complete sincerity. Zero irony.
1Lift High the Cactus Jack
Welsh Male Voice Choir Anthem in C Major
[Verse 1]
On the twenty-ninth of May at ten
The pink pack fell like morning rain
Shy Pink and Tropical, rise and hear
One hundred fifty-five, draw near
[Chorus]
Lift high the Cactus Jack, my brothers
Open SNKRS now, arise
From valley floors to preschool sizing
Eighty dollars, touch the skies
[Verse 2]
Delayed from May the twenty-second
One week we waited, hearts held fast
The draw hath opened on the app
The widest stocked release at last
[Chorus]
Lift high the Cactus Jack, my brothers
Open SNKRS now, arise
From valley floors to preschool sizing
Eighty dollars, touch the skies
[Bridge]
Travisscott dot com
And select retailers stand
Two colorways released as one
Just as the chapel planned
[Final Chorus]
Lift high the Cactus Jack, my brothers
Open SNKRS now, arise
From valley floors to preschool sizing
Eighty dollars, touch the skies
One fifty-fiiiiive
#WrongGenre
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